I'm F**king Matt Damon & Ben Affleck

These two clips really made me laugh.

The first one is "I am F**king Matt Damon"


The second one is "I am F**king Ben Affleck"

Funny Anger Management Story

I saw this article on somebody's blog so I am copying and pasting it here. It's kind of funny.


Anger Management

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, "Hello."

I politely said, "This is Stephen.May I please speak with Robin Carter"? Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.

I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the Caller ID program?" He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW M3 cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me and then stuck his middle finger out the window and waved it around. I noticed he had a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first ass hole, (I had his number on speed dial ), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW M3 for sale?"

"Yes, it is."

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a very modern white house, and the car's parked right out in front."

"What's your name?" I asked.

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"Yes?"

"Don, you're an asshole." Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I came up with an idea

I called Asshole #1. "Hello."

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"Yeah," I said.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Make me," I said.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a white house, and to make easy for you, my black BMW M3 is parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole. Bring your lunch!!"

Then I called Asshole #2. "Hello?"

he said. "Hello, asshole,"

I said. He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"You'll what?" I said.

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down on West 34th Street.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street. There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.

NOW, I feel better. Anger management really works.


This article is just for fun. Don't try this method cos' it's illegal ! lol

Fairy Tale

So DJ heard a Chinese song that he liked when we were in a taxi in Tainan. I found out that this song is called 童話(Fairy tale), sung by Guangliang, a Chinese Malaysian. The song is mainly about a man wishing to become whatever romantic characters there are in fairy tales in order to protect and guard and love his girlfriend, and the girlfriend not believing that life will end happily after like fairy tales.
The music video is very touching. The man and the woman love each other very much but they are not able to be with each other because the woman is dying.
Check it out.

memory

Browsing through the old photo albums on my laptop, I found a video that I hadn't watched for a long time. It was DJ's first time going back to Canada since he came to Taiwan. He mentioned in this video that he missed me and wanted to come back to Taiwan to see me very badly. I was glad that it was still in my laptop because it reminded me of a lost time, and I started to cry. Looking at the old photos, I started to live in the lost time once again.

Lean Beef Meal Set Exposed

So I decided to try the Lean Beef Set in California tonight since I wanted to buy some taro cakes and red bean moichi, which is sold in a bakery further north, not on my way home. Even though the name of the set is "lean" beef, I still spotted several fat when they brought the food to me. So much for the lean beef.

Meals at California Fitness

Even though I have been working out at California for a few months, I had never tried their food until yesterday. After finishing jogging and working out my abs around 12:00 yesterday, I decided to venture into this unexplored area. I ordered chicked breat with brown rice. It was quite delicious but I don't think the vegetable was enough. Anyway, today when I finished my second working out around 18:30, I decided to try their salmon. The salmon set was more expensive than the chicken breast set. It tasted not bad too. Well the salade was the same for both sets. They should be more creative.

Friday Night Shopping

After working out in the gym, I had dinner at Eslite. It was some sort of rice wrapped in egg. I chose tomato sauce to go with it. It was not bad. The beef that came with the food was a little bit hard.

After the meal, I walked around Eslite. They didn't have shorts in Adidas. The underwears at Private Structure and 2Xist were always nice to look at. I bought a cheesecake and a maple syrup bread at Jason's. The I stopped by Roots in Taipei 101. I saw several nice t-shirts, but I only bought two. It's a pity that they are all for summer. I can't wear them in this cold season.